i just walked into the kitchen and my sister is just standing in the middle of the living room singing vanessa carlton’s “A thousand miles” by herself send help
Regular Show: This burrito tastes like failure.
Dad: What does failure taste like?
Kryssy: You've never tasted failure? CONGRATULATIONS YOUR LIFE IS GREAT
Kryssy: Kiera, stop night blogging.
Kryssy: Out loud.
Kryssy: In the middle of the day.
Kiera: What if people thought our house was a Mexican restaurant?
That guy from Sherlock
Kiera: Benson Cumonmyback.
Kiera: That's what I'm going to call him.
Kiera: Well, you try to pronounce it!
Kryssy: Benedict Cumberbitch.